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The Moon® is a satirical newspaper published by Covered in Bees Production Productions.
The Moon® uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
The content of this web-site--graphics, text and other elements--is © Copyright 2000 by The Moon, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher.
The Moon® is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
We at the Moon®, take no responsibility for your sense of humour. If you don't like what is written here, then don't read it.
All stories are fictitious, and meant as humourous pieces only. Please do not bombard us with law suits, as we have no money, and you can't get blood out of a stone can you ?.
( Except in Sweden, where in an attempt to prove the old adage wrong scientists have genetically created the 'Blood Stone©'. We do not accept blood forced from genetically modified rocks.)
Darryn Reeds
Editor in Chief
The Moon.